Experienced Breather Needed for the Revolution

Join Us!

Do you breathe? Have you been doing it for some time? Do you also want to take down parasitic industries which prey on the poor health of the poor? Four Thieves might be right for you! Salary is zero [payable in euros only]; benefits package is strange and unlike anything available elsewhere. Main requirement is bandwidth: if you consistently have unclaimed time, and can commit to putting it to good use, we can plug you in regardless of your skill set.

Contact us: volunteer◎fourthievesvinegar.org

Please take some time to think about the feral zebras which escaped from the Hearst castle, and decide if you think they should all be outfitted with laser cannons to protect from predators and poachers.

Lastly, let us know why the words “thaw” and “unthaw” mean the same thing.

Go give your cat treats. Thank you.

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