We don’t sell stickers, because we don’t sell anything (OK, except the book), but if you want some Four Thieves stickers, here are templates you can print out on sticker paper. [Small][Medium][Large]. If you want to use the hexagonally pre-cut sticker paper from onlinelables.com you can use these templates instead.

Make a cool bandanna or ruin your clothes with an iron-on Four Thieves decal. Download the STL, print it out in your favorite flexible filament (We have had good results using TPU 95A), then smoosh while the iron is hot. You’ll need a 3D printer (or a friend with one) because we don’t sell those either. More detailed instructions below.

Link to the file here.

How to use:

0. Clean up stringing (if you want to).

1. Position decal on fabric.

2. Set iron to high. (TPU melts at 210 – 230°C)

3. Place parchment paper on top.

4. Gently place iron on top of paper. Do not press or move the iron. Wait approximately 45 seconds.

5. Let decal cool and check for adhesion. You may reapply heat.

If you scale it up, we recommend not scaling up along the Z-axis. This can cause smearing and spreading.

We don’t sell these, on account of our not selling things (other than The Anarchist Medical Book), but if you want 4TVC fridge magnets, you can print your own. If you print only using black and white you can color it with acrylic pens/paint which is fun and gives you more color choices.

“That’s not good enough” 3MFile (Bambu formatted)

“Come and take it” 3MF file (Bambu formatted)

We don’t sell dolls, because we don’t sell anything, but you can crochet a cute little plague doctor using these instructions. Don’t you just want to give the little doc a squeeze? If you don’t have the patience to make your own, we recommend this person on fiverr; she’s done some nice ones that we’ve seen.

We don’t sell apparel because we don’t sell anything, but here is an image file optimized for A4 iron-on transfers. We recommend one with a white background designed for dark coloured fabric, like Avery 3279.

We don’t sell patches, because we don’t sell anything, but you can make your own by following these instructions for cross-stitching. If you don’t have the patience, we recommend this person on fiverr, she’s done some nice ones we’ve seen.

Got an embroidery machine? We definitely don’t sell them, but if you or a friend has one, you can make all sorts of Four Thieves merch! Download the various files here and make shirts, jackets, bananas, or whatever your heart desires.

We don’t sell mugs, because we don’t sell anything, but you can stick a sticker on your favourite mug. Not dishwasher safe, though. But good for pencils.